ARE YOU VIOLATING THE CENTRAL DOGMA? by Cathy D. Slaght
I’m being surveilled.
The first clue was yesterday, when I received a strange looking email- by strange I mean the return address was all symbols.
It read WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START DRINKING THE TUMERIC WATER?
Startled, I emailed right back - “Who is this?”
The reply: THAT’S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS THAT YOU SUGGESTED DRINKING TUMERIC WATER AND YOU HAVE NOT YET TRIED IT YOURSELF.
This morning I STILL didn’t feel up to turmeric water. For the energy group, we’re starting on PITUITARY (we’re going alphabetically through the organ system, all related to stress management.) I was excited to get started, as the pituitary plays a big role in the creation of our reality.
But there was another weird email/set of symbols.
I TRIED THE TUMERIC WATER THIS MORNING IT ISN’T ALL THAT BAD. WOULD YOU PLEASE COMB YOUR HAIR BEFORE YOU START THE DAY, MAYBE EVEN PUT ON SOME MAKE UP? THE SIGHT OF YOU FIRST THING IN THE MORNING IS A WORSE JOLT THAN THE TUMERIC.
With a sinking feeling, I replied: “Who is this?”
THIS IS YOUR ASSIGNED CIA OFFICER. AMERICANS ARE UNDER OBSERVATION AROUND THE CLOCK, BUT YOU HAVE MERITED SOME RED FLAGS.
“So”, I asked, “am I in trouble?”
NOT NECESSARILY. JUST WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS.
“You can read my thoughts?”
I CAN SPECULATE, BASED ON THE MATERIAL YOU’RE LOOKING AT ON WWW.YOUTUBE.COM.
I stared at the screen for a couple of minutes, then replied: “there ARE things that concern me. I don’t always post about them, but will bring them up in conversations with friends. Are you listening to my private conversations?”
Indignant, I sent another email:
“Everybody has SOMETHING they feel could be improved to make our world a better place. However, I run myself daily in a stress management software program, so that lower vibratory frequencies of anger, fear, worry etc. don’t cause me to CREATE these very things. I also work towards clearing any non-beneficial programming that could keep me from thinking critically”
YES, I AM AWARE OF WHAT YOU DO. MY WORK IS HIGHLY STRESSFUL. I ONLY WANT TO SERVE THE COUNTRY, AND AM UNHAPPY WITH THE DIRECTION MY JOB DESCRIPTION HAS TAKEN. WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT ME IN THE DAILY STRESS MANAGEMENT GROUP?
“Please go to paypal.com and sign up. The link is on the home page at cathydslaght.com It is $27.00 a month. As you probably know, there is energy sent 7 days a week. It is virtual qigong, designed to clear patterns of stress so that life force/voltage can rise.”
WON’T YOU GIVE ME A COMPLEMENTARY MEMBERSHIP?
“Will you get the bank to lower my house payment?”
OK, I’LL SIGN UP. ONE MORE THING. TELL YOUR READERS YOU MADE ALL THIS UP.
“They’ve already figured that out. I like to work with imagination, because it can raise life force. I write Fractal Fairy Tales and have imaginary visits with characters like Mother Jones and The Smokin’ Man.”
TELL THEM ANYWAY. MAKE SURE THEY UNDERSTAND.
Ok, I made all this up.
Today’s scan: etheric, not physical
Cathy D. Slaght