The Legend of Happy Butt Chapter 2

6/21/2017

The Legend of Happy Butt by Cathy D. Slaght

Chapter 2: SMART WALLS, SMART TOILETS

In 2050, all walls are intelligent. So are toilets- they are, in fact, known as “smart toilets”. They analyze body fluids and give a complete medical exam daily. Soon, somehow, all this would be integrated into the human body.

But not yet. So, Gladys first spent some time with her toilet. She was approved to then go to the WALLPAPER, where, overnight, the Time Machine had been downloaded. Since everything is just information, it was her responsibility to download her personal frequency pattern into a portal that was slowly opening- and THINK about where she wanted to go.

Simple. And yet, immediately, she knew something was wrong.

She had been thinking about her mother. She was supposed to simply shift time, unlock the present grid line. .. and there she would be. Gladys as a little girl, her mother standing before her. Maybe there would even be a way to get in touch with the sperm donor who became her father.

But she was looking at a wall

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Then she heard “ Thousands of people, even famous people, have claimed to visit this place. But it is not true. They have only wandered into another phase of their programming. YOU have the ability to walk between worlds, so entered the Human Portal. You are presently looking at the Wall of Deception that has imprisoned mankind.

We have been waiting. Welcome, PRIME OUTLIER.”

Gladys was frantically looking for the ESC button.

But the voice continued “Your universe was designed through mathematics and computer code,.It contains all the information ever needed for mankind to thrive. But, eons ago, humanity's access to it was HACKED by beings from a different dimension. The result is that humans are prisoners in a deceptive reality, walled in, so to speak. The ability to repair this, and bring the correct system back up, is your gift. With your work, humanity can collectively push down the Wall of Deception and walk out of their prison.

“Prison?” said Gladys, suddenly realizing that's where she might be.

“Up until now” the voice continued” people have followed pre-programmed life paths. They are essentially human robots, marching through life as they are programmed to do. Some have figured this out, but don't know what to do about it.

But you have what is known as a TRANSIENT MALFUNCTION. This is why, so to speak, you have worn a target on your back throughout your life.

YOU ARE HERE TO LIBERATE HUMANITY.

Gladys began to think that maybe she HAD BEEN schizophrenic, all along. Still, she might as well play along.

“Hasn't anybody else ever tried this?”

There was a short pause, then the reply “There is One. He did not go through the birth process. He literally manifested in the earth plane. The problem was that some people were afraid of Him, others wanted Him to save them, and yet others wanted to destroy Him.

“But”, said Gladys. “Couldn't He push down the wall?

“That isn't what he was here to do- he He wanted to demonstrate the power of the HUMAN VESSEL so THEY could push it down. However, what happened is that HUMAN RELIGION was created, instead. It concealed much of what he taught.

“So what, exactly, is someone like ME supposed to do?" Asked Gladys.

“It is NOT only you”, came the reply. “There is a prominent scientist involved, and also someone who is writing a Fractal Fairy Tale.

Would you like that link?

Somehow, Gladys didn't think she would.

To be continued...

Today''s scan, etheric, not physical
https://screencast-o-matic.com/watch/cb1r2nlnHy

The Legend of Happy Butt Chapter 2

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