MARTIANS, WITCHES, AND SPUTTERING BRAINS

MARTIANS, WITCHES, AND SPUTTERING BRAINS by Cathy D. Slaght

Sometimes the only way a situation can be resolved is to talk about it, even if it's somewhat disgusting. That's because, if you want to raise consciousness (voltage) - you must have awareness- and awareness comes through knowledge.

As a friend said the other day-

"The true division between people on this planet isn't racial, cultural, economic, or religious- it's awareness vs lack of awareness."

"WHOA" I said- "Can I use that on the blog?"

"No charge" he said

So, let's develop some awareness about the large intestine- via a fractal fairy tale.

Weird, I know, but life in general seems to be pretty weird these days.

                            THE TALE OF THE SPUTTERING BRAINS

Once upon a time, there was a Benevolent Being whose hobby was creating and populating planets. This Creator was profoundly talented, so, as you might guess, each creation was better than the one before.

It was inevitable that there would be a masterpiece - and there was- a planet called Earth. It was, by far, the most beautiful of all the planets.  As for the beings- the Creator had had tried something different. He'd given them a spark of His own energy.  The unexpected result was that He now viewed this particular creation- known as humans- as his  children.

He began to focus his energy on this particular planet above all others. He loved the inhabitants so much that He set up a trust fund for them. The intention was that that their needs would always be met.

CLARIFICATION OF TRUST FUND: The humans operated as what we might best refer to as biological computers. The CPU was the brain, DNA was the software, and so on. They ran on subtle electricity.

So, the trust fund came in the form of an infinite web of informational energy that could be processed by their electrical systems. It was their innernet, so to speak. As long as they were "online", all their needs would be met. What would keep them connected was the strength of their electrical spark, or voltage.

As word of this spread throughout the Universe, beings on another planet, Mars, became envious.

(Until then, all that had been experienced was the high vibratory emotion of Love. But when this lower vibratory emotion of envy emerged, it opened the door to pride, resentment, a desire for revenge- and much more.)

The leaders of Mars were ready to throw a cosmic temper tantrum and destroy this newest creation. But  another planet- known as Datha- stepped in.

Datha was the witch planet.

(There were dog planets, cat planets, every kind of planet you could think of!)

"Instead of destroying all those resources", cackled their representative,  "let's  enslave the planet and its people." This will be the best way to get even with the One. We will then be in complete control of the planet. We don't need that stupid innernet.

She outlined a simple plan:

1. The only way to enslave planet Earth is to take the inhabitants offline. This means we must dim that spark that came from the Creator by lowering their collective voltage.

2. The way to accomplish this is to hijack their large intestines..

(MURMURING)

But she'd done her research:

"The large intestine" she explained" controls their voltage. It's role is to nourish the body by turning everything eaten into fluids for the body to assimilate. But- fortunately for us-  it's also capable of compressing a great deal of excrement. There are plenty of nooks and crevices, so it can get really impacted if we colonize it. This filth can be absorbed in the blood stream instead of nutrients.

Their CPUs, or brains, will then be nourished by their own excrement. Their voltage will crash.

(WILD APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER)

And so it was that spaceships were sent to colonize the intestines of the earthlings. Of course no Martians volunteered for this yucky job. Delegates were chosen to decide who would go. It ended up that those from mountainous regions were drafted.

People on earth were oblivious, of course. Most of them didn't know about the trust fund, so were already experiencing some self-imposed lack . But with the arrival of the Martians, things got much worse. Everybody's intestines became engorged with excrement. This was then absorbed into their blood streams, nourishing their brains.

People felt trapped, unhappy, unmotivated - but didn't understand why. They did understand that they couldn't seem to clear their large intestines on a regular basis. Most of them had HUGE bellies. There seemed to be a sheet, or lining, of something HARD, immovable. They actually started to refer to this immovable lining as a SHEET.

Because their brains were being fed with excrement,  they began to make stupid- even disastrous- decisions.

This coined a term, "Sheet for brains"

But the Martians who had colonized the intestines were about to mutiny. They were miserable, living in excrement, you can only imagine. But it turned out that a certain food- processed sugar - made them very happy. SO, one of the witches did a spell to make the people on earth crave sugar. The intestinal Martians were happy, and became even more productive.

And so it was that Earth was taken over by Martians.

They became the kings, queens, elected officials and celebrities- except for those who were stuck in intestines, of course.

Witches were in positions of prominence, too.

The humans suffered from war, famine, disease, poverty - it seemed endless-

 

To be continued...

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